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Friday, 18 June 2004

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Is this the shape of things to come from the music industry?

(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be teaming up with the inimitable Ms. Spears and her playful beaver called "Mr. Twist McShist" in a barbershop quartet from heaven.

The much-anticipated barbershop group will reputedly be dubbed the "B - verse"
and will perform such happy-go-clappy hits as:

  1. Sha-be-da-boo-boo-ba-da-da
  2. The Double Twist McShist
  3. How did you get there (little black pubic hair)
  4. Light up your landing strip and I'll land my fighter jet
  5. Insane Hussein in the membrane
  6. Iraqi rhapsody (ymra eht nioJ)
  7. Oh! Sublime to be a sailor! (yvan eht nioJ)

The album, "B-verse : Love is in the hair", is due for pre-Christmas release, whilst MTV announced that its music video directors have already been flown out to a secret location for the filming of the video to the first single, "Oops! I bombed them again".

A spokesperson for Tony Blair and George Bush recounted their difficulty in grasping the "new-age" dance moves, but assured the media that whilst Britney will be dancing provocatively in pink underwear in the background, the two world leaders will be shakin' the Funky Chicken, in combat uniforms and with unrivalled funkiness, in the fore.

The last two singles on their planned production list have, however, been hit with allegations of subliminal messaging that could already confound the newly-formed band. The military investigation into the matter has yet to find conclusive evidence. But if YOU would like to enrol for either the army or navy, please complete the application form above.

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