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Friday, 6 February 2009

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Rob is all about Dakota

It has been less than three months since the movie "Twilight" has hit theaters, and its main man, Robert Pattinson, is already swooning teenage girls all over the globe. So, it comes as no surprise that the new heartthrob is being linked to the likes of co-stars, Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed.

Stewart, who plays Pattinson's leading lady on-screen, is said to be in a long term relationship with another actor, but this didn't stop rumors that she and hottie Rob had a love affair of their own. Nikki Reed, Pattinson's other co-star and on-screen sister, has also been linked to the hunk.

Unfortunately, for Reed, word on the street is, that although she may want a romantic relationship with Rob, his eyes are for Stewart only. This definitely stirrs up some draaa-maaaa! (not to mention a love triangle as well!)

As if this dramashizzle weren't enough! We just got word that a new lady has been added to the list of this love triangle, or should I say, TRAPEZOID! The lucky gal to make the latest addition to Rob's web of lady lovers is none other than the lovely, talented, elementary school going, actress, Dakota Fanning.

The two were said to have met on the set for "Twilight" sequel, "New Moon". Which is really odd, because "New Moon" was set to begin filming in March and it's only February. Anyway, when we asked the hunk about the rumored relationship between the two he answered, "Dakota's great!" (laughing) "She's a really intertesting girl, and I like to spice up my variety of women. I still hook up with Kristen and Nikki on ocassion, but right now, I'm all about Dakota".

The "Twilight" hottie couldn't help but smile and laugh as he spoke of his new gal, while running his fingers through a handful of his newly chopped off locks. When we asked Fanning about the relationship with the heartthrob, she replied, "I'm just like really excited to like be welcomed to the "Twilight" family. It's so awesome. And like, Rob is really cute. I'm super excited".

It's nice to hear that the two are doing so well dispite their age difference; Rob being twelve years her senior, making Dakota only ten years old. You'd think they would hold out on their public romance due to the hype Pattinson has been receiving as a new comer hottie.....or even as a legality to their age difference, but these two want everyone to know! They are not afraid to show how they truly feel!

"Yeah I'm so happy to be with her! Next week we're celebrating Dakota's eleventh birthday and she asked me if I could go to her party dressed up as a clown. I'm bringing a pinata and everything. We're even having "Twilight" themed goodie bags! Then the week after that, I'm accompanying her to the orthodontist to get her braces removied!"

Haha! Oh Rob! We love you and we can't wait to hear other stories you may have in the future about other romances and exciting adventures in your life!

Remember to stay tuned for more information on Rob and his new projects. And make sure you catch "Little Ashes", a gay romance between Dali and Lorca, in theaters March 27th.

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