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Friday, 6 February 2009

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The director said Parker was a joy to work with.

Days after the news that a sequel to the hit movie about sluts was announced, more details have emerged about the Sex and the City sequel.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis have all spoken about the dramatic change in the movie setting. "We want a more universal appeal, so whats better than a love (read:porn) story on the Moon!?", exclaimed Parker, whilst nibbling on oats from her trough.

"Its not going to be simply the first movie, just on the cold, gray, bleak desolation of the moon." said Nixon. "There will be more otherworldy factors..for instance, Mr Big will be transformed into a cyborg with a penchant for buggery. Chris Noth has already began preparing for the role - he had both legs cut off but has a hard time not itching the bloody stumps (laughs).".

"Its also going to tackle current relevant issues...", interjected Davis, "..for instance, towards the middle of the film, there'll be a six hour scene chronicling a war between The Moon and Iran. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has already signed on for a cameo. We're delighted."

No director is attached to the project yet, but Clint Eastwood, Harold Ramis and Mel Brooks are rumoured to be interested.

The first movie, released in 2008, made approximately $11 trillion worldwide.

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