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Friday, 6 February 2009

"Dorothy the Dinosaur is a nasty Transsexual ho... And Captain Feathersword is her bitch." Stated one disgruntled fan yesterday.

After waiting in line for 7 and a half hours to meet her idol, 21 year old Evelyn Jameson and hundreds more fans were yet again disappointed as Dorothy's guards whisked her away.

"She looked like she was drunk, and had just thrown up. I have waited in line every day that she was supposed to perform here, just to be let down each time!! I am not impressed. I have missed out on my afternoon nap for the last 3 days. I wont even mention how much money I have wasted on roses. The least she could do, is put down the vodka and visit her dedicated fans.

"She has tarnished her reputation, and i cannot support her anymore. I am very disappointed. It makes me breaks my heart. As far as I'm concerned, she can shove the roses where the sun doesn't shine!"

Dorothy will be performing at Fountain Gate Shopping Centre at 12.30pm and 3.30pm for the rest of this week.

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