Written by Antonio Caldera

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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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Red faced Channel 4 producers had to rush to the Celebrity Big Brother house last night after realising that they had not released the two finalists.

The series ended two weeks ago but nobody was present as Ulrika Jonnson celebrated her victory.

Since then sexy Ulrika and her comedy northerner fellow finalist Terry Christian have been surviving on powdered egg and condensation licked from the the bathroom tiles.

But in a sizzling revelation by Ulrika herself The Spoof can reveal that Ulrika and Terry enjoyed sexy romps between the fetid sheets in the boys bedroom.

Unfortunately even though the cameras were turned on and transmitting live 24 hour steamy action, nobody was watching.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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