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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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Kermit the Frog has stunned his fans with claims that it isn't easy being green.

His views have come as no surprise to fans of The Muppet Show.

In a separate move, radical Greenpeace protesters have sailed the Gazguzzler, their massive former trawler to South America and scaled 'Mephisto' the tallest tree ever found in the Amazon basin.

A spokesman has vowed that they would rather hurl themselves to a messy death on the forest floor than admit that Kermit might have a point. They refused to be drawn on the fuel consumption of their vessel.

Former Muppet Show guest and after-life activist Richard Burton was unavailable for comment.

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