Written by McKiernan
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Topics: Credit Crunch

Thursday, 5 February 2009

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Some sections will not be a fan of Kellogg's new venture.

It may be a time of depression, financial misery and general crappiness but that doesn't stop those guys at Kellogg's trying to spin that into a nutritional breakfast snack.

Yes indeedy, Kellogg's have announced the imminent release of their new Cereal "Kredit Krunchies". Apparently they are made from discontinued bank notes and will taste like "a pocket full of spare change. Oh, and vanilla"

A spokesperson said this morning "good morning" and further added "How are you?" When pressed about the new cereal and it's cashing in on mass depression the spokesperson stated feverently, "You got the wrong spokesperson, I work for Bridgestone Tyres, but I like the alliteration."

So there it is folks, let's hope this new snack won't cause Kellogg's to go under. They're sure to get a "frosties" reception from some camps.

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