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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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NYC's Sow-Bow burnt to the ground during fashion week

NY and world fashion have experienced some strange and spectacular combos and permutationos. Heroine chic swept the style conscious world as men and ladies dressed like greek gods and godesses donning and dropping togas like Parisian fashions at the drop of a hat or a paycheck. But this season's outrage has fashion critics and sociological poverty pimps sitting up and begging!

As the world's economies have turned sour and whole nations are puking green, once again the fashion geniuses have captured the times in their designs. Bowery Beautiful is the new name for high fashion for a low low e-conom-ee. And so the quintessential flop house location for the dramatic unveiling of the already poor and naked fashions of the Bush Depression is NYC's Sow-Bow. Sow-Bow of course is the neighborhood just south of the Bowery where only pigs live.

Avant-garde BB designer BB-Q offered her once rich now rags clothing line before the fragrant smoke of a pig roast.

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