Nairobi,Kenya/ SF/CA Combined Reality Show Mess - George Obama was bailed from jail today by Presidential Legal Counsel Greg Craig after his recent detainment for holding one (1) joint, other than his dick, in his shorts after a recent Kenyan post inauguration party.
George was arrested at a Nairobi check point erected at a roller blade park when it was noticed his roller blade wheels were square and causing sparks near a pirated fuel line dispensing "Free Gas".
He was was taken into custody after a body search discovered the one marijuana cigarette. The police took offense to reports in Rolling Stone that George only had the one" little joint" in his shorts and shouldn't have been arrested.
"Mon, dat was no lil joint,mon, that blunt was 14 inches long and 4" in circumference," the arresting officer said, speaking off the record after animal control officers were called to get the appendage tucked back into George's shorts.
Meanwhile, it was no idle visit that brought Craig to Kenya, but in fact was more than a "local" bailout he offered. Thanks to Presidential influence at CBS, Barry had wrangled a "way forward" for half brother George-a debut role in the new reality sit com "Arranged Marriages."
George, a bachelor, and living alone in a plywood hut with a pressed malt liquor can tin roof while earning a dollar a day, appears to have hit the big time and will be "movin' on up!
The TV contract comes with a Green Card, a one time stimulus of $1500 provided by taxpayers earning over $15 per hour, and a free plane ride on Air Force One back to the land of "the big PX".
A weekly salary and residuals are part of the contract negotiated by his new agent Greg Craig, who also speaks mostly all the time for the President.
CBS announced that George will be paired with 33 year old Nadya Suleman, the recent mother of Octuplets, as well as her existing 6 children. Suleman, who also is single , claims she is still a virgin since her kids are all products of implanted embryos, making her the ultimate EGG McMUSLIM.
Premise of the show unites adults between 25-45 who can't seem to find a mate, and are ultimately put together by parents or friends. In Suleman's case her mother begged CBS to take her off her hands, as she was stuck with the kids while her daughter pursued public funding to continue her education and her ultimate goal as a sex ed teacher in the California Public School System.
Legal Counsel Craig said the President wanted to help his half brother, and finally had gotten the chance. Craig said as soon as the TV wedding ceremony was complete, George and his extended family would be moving into the White House to join the President's mother in law. The new wing is being constructed and is just awaiting final decorating touches by Michael Smith who was in South Africa gathering antiques for "just the right touch".
Craig said that Barry was really excited claiming the White House Basketball team was short a "smokin' Power Forward", and now he was able to fill out his roster while" keepin' it in the family".