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Monday, 2 February 2009

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'The Boss'

In a multimillion dollar deal which saw some of The Boss' purist fans raise their eyebrows, Bruce Springsteen performed for a global audience of millions last night at the superbowl half time show.

At the end of his 12 minute set only a very small percentage of that figure considered themselves to have been entertained. When approached on the subject international opinion ranged from 'Meh' to 'hmmm'

Mike from Denver told reporters, 'I been a fan o the Boss all my life, but last night I was faced with the choice between going to the fridge to get me another beer or to continue to watch, I aint ashamed to say I got me that beer'

Last weeks press conference led to Springsteen admitting his exclusivity deal with walmart to sell his best of album had been a mistake and after this latest 'event' one must ask the question, 'Does he read things before he signs them?'

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