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Monday, 2 February 2009

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the pair smoked their pot in the porta potty

What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane.

Behind the Lincoln memorial while Barack Obama was being sworn in a the 44th President of the United States, a DC police officer noticed the sweet smell of marijuans emanating from a porta potty.

Upon further investigation PO Bob Marley the Fourth came upon two young men intently sucking on some serious amounts of sativa smoke.

Michael Phelps and an Obama half brother from Kenya proved to be the culprits. In later interviews Phelps told the world that he was really, really sorry but this was the only pleasure he has ever had since beginning swimming in the womb. Obama's brother seemed confused by questions about the new US President:

"I don't know what you are talkin 'bout, mahn! How could a pothead like me have any connection to an important person. you must be mistaken. I'm sure if my relative had that much money and this much power I wouldn't be gettin high behind some bush and our grandma would certainly not be livin in a hut!"

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