Barack Obama is scheduled to be interviewed by Matt Lauer on NBC approximately one hour before the Super Bowl kickoff at 6:20 p.m. EST. An anonymous source close to the President has disclosed that a major portion of Obama's first American television interview will be The "internal race/holy war going on inside the President's head."
According to the source, the war is being fought between the two different sides of Obama's identity, the Black Muslim terrorist and the white Christian patriot. The sources confirmed that when an individual gets close enough to the President's head, the two parts of his identity can be heard shouting at each other in fear and anger.
The main argument by the Black Muslim terrorist camp within the President's mind is that the only way to spread wealth around effectively is by causing a massive explosion that will directly precede a global utopia. In contrast, the white Christian patriot side argues that it is afraid of him, and that it is ratcheting up the terrorist threat meter to red for the entirety of his Presidency.
"This is a proud day in America when we see a real live race/holy war going on inside the head of our Commander-in-Chief," commented the source. "By studying this war, perhaps we will start to better understand Iraq."