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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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The house, showing snortarium

Robbie Williams, the "singer", has bought a £7million eight-bedroom house in Wiltshire, an insider tells us. The chateau-style house boasts swimming pool, tennis court, garaging for 6 cars, a snortarium, a recording studio, helicopter pad and hangar, staff quarters and is isolated from paparazzo, in 71 acres of land.

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Williams, who failed in his attempt to set America alight, will still keep a house in LA "just in case" said spokesman Justin Case. The house used to belong to Elvis Costello, who made records in the 1980's. Williams believes in UFOs and aliens.

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It is believed Williams, who famously got an £80million contract with EMI, intends to record some more songs at the house for eventual possible release. During his semi-retirement, Williams has built up a collection of nose candies of the world, and one day hopes to show them to the public.

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