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Monday, 14 January 2002

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Bob The Gangsta

The hilarious children's cartoon character Bob the Builder has caused concern amongst parents by announcing his new single will be a cover of NWA's "Gangsta Gangsta".

The West Coast rappers recorded Gangsta Gangsta in 1988, and the songs lyrics allude to sex, drugs, violence and money laundering. This is in stark contrast to Bob's previous records which have mostly been concerned with building and masonry.

Actor Neil Morrissey who provides the voice of Bob the Builder was said to be slightly worried at the prospect of recording the song, but was pacified by a big bag full of money and a new car.

Despite the controversy, Bob is still expected to make the Christmas number one with his tribute to West Coast rap. He will be challenged by the Tweenies' version of "Too Drunk To Fuck".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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