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Topics: Barack Obama

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Mocha mix proved to be the perfect fix

In explaining the odd results of a recent poll in which Jewish Rahm Emmanuel was chosen as the blackest member of the first black president's administration, Obama team members recalled their own histoy with interracial liberal relations.

Many recalled the nerdy afro American who had all the brains but lacked the cool of his brother dudes. Such a bright black bulb, they said, often reached out to some young, much shorter, yet much tougher white street fighter.

One keen observer said that the well bred negro suffered from foul mouth envy and inability to swagger. They found this vicariously in the guttersnipe whiteys that showed some jungle fever. Together like some multi racial batman and robin the vanilla and chocolate made a mocha mix that gave the perfect fix.

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