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Thursday, 22 January 2009

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As Celebrity Big Brother approaches its exciting conclusion on Friday night, bookmakers have made Verne Troyer, the Hollwood movie star midget dwarf-type person, favourite to still be small long after the show has finished.

Verne, who stands only 18cm tall, has been a big hit with his fellow housemates and viewers alike, and is expected to walk away with the spoils, even though he probably won't be able to carry them.

Last Wednesday's show featured the diminutive Troyer kissing a plastic toy doll rather too enthusiastically - indeed, he exchanged tongues - but this doesn't seem to have changed the public's perception of the bald Bart Simpson lookalike.

They think he's a little treasure!

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