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Thursday, 22 January 2009

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Identical big bird twins have been apprehended

Yellow feathers found in the engines of the US airways flight that transformed itself into the first Hudson River Cruise ship suggest that PBS's Sesame Street star Big Bird may have been the cause or innocent victim of the airline crash.

Public television spokesperson Boob Tube said that witnesses have reported that a large yellow feathered biped was seen winging its awkward way across the Hudson River just south of the George Washington and lower level Martha Washington Bridge when the US air ship made its descent.

Big Bird has been missing from every subsequent episode of the PBS children's classic and Janet Napolitano's new Office of Homeland Security is investigating a new link to aviary terrorism. already supoenas have been issued to an O.Grouch, a reputed gay couple identified as B and E and a supposed new age witch known as Abbie Caddabbie.

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