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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 22 January 2009

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Mrs Robinson danced Obama pants off

Barack Obama, America's supposed cool new dude presidente, has suffered a sudden blow in the first night of his presidente-ncy. Unbeknownced to the new Black in chief, the judges of TV hit show, So You Think You Can dance, were scoring the ballroom dance moves of the new first couple. Michelle topped the scorecards with her poise, smooth steps and sweet moves on the dance floor.

Unfortunately fourty four scored a mere twenty two. Judges commented that America's first black president has a tighter ass than many a white boy. Other disparaging remarks rated Obama as having less rhythm than 1950's catholics and suggested that Arthur Murray could teach the law school stiff some smooth moves.

One dance afficionado expressed the hope he wanted to believe in that Bary had better moves in bed.

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