Written by Exislanda

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Topics: Movies, Casablanca

Monday, 19 January 2009

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Rick's Club - The Casa Blanca

With Barack Obama playing Rick Blaine, the leading role made famous by Humphrey Bogart, as a cynical New American President in the Casa Blanca.

"Change we must!" is his opening line.

Ugarte (Veep Biden), a petty criminal, arrives in Rick's club with "letters of transit" for Osama bin Laden, obtained under suspicious circumstances in Pakistan.

"Play it again, O Sam a!"

Blaines ex-lover Ilsa Lund (Hillary Clinton) arrives with her husband Victor Laszlo (Bill Clinton), a fugitive former leader long sought by the Republicans. "I have no convictions ... I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from the Windy City."

A Hip-Hop rendition of 'As Time Goes By' will be voiced over by Will.i.am (Black Eyed Peas)

Thus Casa Blanca is not just one film. It is many films, an anthology. [...] When all the archetypes burst in shamelessly, we reach Homeric depths. Two clichés make us laugh. A hundred clichés move us. For we sense dimly that the clichés are talking among themselves, and celebrating a reunion!???????

Due to the unpopularity of the revamped & 'colourized' original, this moody film noir is to be made in classic Black and White.

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