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Topics: Racism, Royalty

Monday, 19 January 2009

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Minister of Defence appears as Janet Jackson

The MoD Squad from 60's TV have been called up to look into the suspicious appearance of racial intolerance in the armed forces and the Royals. Link, Julie and pete, the multuiracial and sexually ambivalent trio seem to be the perfect team of crime fighters to be assigned the mission.

Evidence of the Princes three using racial slurs like "Paki", "raghead" and "fuckin' nigga" has led to armed forces' participation in a new hate social network site called Blackface book. The website has thousands of pictures of British racists in blackface.

Prince Charles appears as Steppin Fetchit, the old black actor who always moved to slow to ever get the job or the coronation promised him. Party animal Prince Hal and his army buddy Sir john Fatstuff apprea as Sportin Life from Porgy and Bess and little Willie is a pigmy with a "bone" in his "nose".

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