Written by Morgan Daniels
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Monday, 14 January 2002

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Dylan could be swapping the guitar for a chair

It has become apparent that Bob Dylan, the old singer, could be executed.

The decision came in announcement in the House of Commons today, when Tony Blair, Prime Minister, said: "We feel it both necessary and appropriate at this time for Mr. Dylan to be executed."

Obviously, this has met some fierce opposition, most notably from Bob Dylan, who claims that he is "annoyed."

He is trying to reach a compromise.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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