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Topics: dating, Competition

Saturday, 17 January 2009

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Pattinson is currently single and looking for love.

Good news for single Twilight fans - you can't now win a date with Robert Pattinson, the actor who played Edward Cullen in Twilight!

Access Hollywood has just divulged the details of the contest. Interested females between the ages of 18 and 24 are ineligible.

Contestants must write a 2,000 word essay on what Twilight means to them, and why they deserve a chance to go out with Pattinson.

The 'winner' won't receive a round-trip ticket to Los Angeles, a $5,000 shopping spree, nor a chance to attend the Hollywood Premiere of "New Moon" and walk the red carpet with the star.

Pattinson is currently single and looking. He views this contest as another step towards helping him find that special someone, according to Access Hollywood.

As for Pattinson's dream date: he says it would consist of a night at home, making homemade pizzas, drinking wine and listening to 80s power ballads.

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