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Thursday, 15 January 2009

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Broadway - (Packet-of-Three Mess): Equus-the-Whorsewhisperer star Daniel Radcliffe has revealed why the Broadway show dumped the name of a horse character called 'Trojan' and changed it to 'Gelding'.

"I'd been getting a lot of flack from critics because as all New Yorkers know a 'Trojan' is both a cybervirus and a rubber," Radcliffe explained.

"I guess 'Trojan' is also a tad too sensitive for all those hunky Downtown guys that sit drooling in the front row of the theater every night, trying to hide their humunguous erections as they watch my talented nakedness prance all over the stage," Radcliffe mused.

"Whereas 'Gelding' has that snippy zip-caught-in-the-foreskin sound about it, dontcha agree?"

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