Kate Winslet won two awards last night.
The actress won a Golden Globe for her portrayal of somebody or other in a film which was almost certainly about something or other.
But more significantly, the actress picked up the award for 'Most Nauseating Acceptance Speech At A Golden Globes Award Ceremony.'
When asked to wind it up, Winslet refused, and continued to twat on about a lot of stuff which nobody is even remotely interested in.
Winslet kicked off her acceptance speech by apologising to her fellow nominees. We know she meant every word of that. Yeah, right.
Winslet has been nominated for a further award:
'What Is It About Pampered Showbiz Celebs That Gets Right Up Everybody's Noses Award?'
"She's a shoe in for that one," said Leonardo Di Caprio. "She's so fake it hurts."
More as we get it.