Written by Kozmik Ken
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Sunday, 11 January 2009

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Someone looking ever so bored.

As Celebrity Big Brother grinds on to it's inevitable conclusion, it is becoming increasingly difficult to find anything to write about! All of the, 'celebrities' are so numbingly dull that no new material has emerged from the house in days. So I find that I am falling back on using lots of clich├ęs, came the shock revelation yesterday!

There is some old rapper, who is a bit annoying. That Scouse gob-shite from Shameless. Some bland bloke from a flaccid boy band. A little bloke from Austin Powers. Serial nobody Ulreka Jonsson. A bland singer from a flaccid girl band called Mutley and I can't squeeze any more material from prime idiot Terry Christian that hasn't been said before. I can't remember who the others are and quite frankly, can't be arsed.

Blah, blah, blah, the one who gets her big knockers out got evicted and got booed by a crowd of retards, in a socially acceptable form of televised bullying that is just one short step away from the return of public executions. Davina McCall presented it all like she's your best mate, then I went out and walked the dogs a little stunned and disappointed that I had wasted an hour of my presumably short life watching it all.

That's it. I've got nothing more to say. I'm going to go and do something far more constructive and stimulating, like the washing up.

No more as it doesn't happen.

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