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Topics: Australia, Whale

Monday, 14 June 2004

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I'm gonna stick my thumb in my daughter's butt-hole! Crikey!

SYDNEY, Australia -- "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is in deep guano again - this time for allegedly taking indecent liberties with a Humpback Whale in the ocean off Antarctica.

But the mildly retarded Australian entertainer denied any wrongdoing, claiming the whale made the first move. Said Irwin, "At first, I thought, I'm gonna catch that whale and stick my thumb in his butt-hole! Oy, that's really gonna get him off. But I got so excited, I just started humping the bloke."

Parliamentary environment secretary Sharman Stone confirmed Irwin's company was granted approval to film whales, but Stone said the permit would not have allowed Irwin to jump in and have sex with the animals.

The probe followed an uproar earlier this year when Irwin was shown on television feeding his baby son to a crocodile at his Australia Zoo in Queensland.

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