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Friday, 9 January 2009

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"Whoops! Flame Off! Flame Off!!"

Chris Evans, who played The Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movie, says he still doesn't think there will be any more or if so, he may not be in it.

"They're kinda corny and they're hard to make with all the gadgetry", Evans stated. "We look pretty silly at times out there. I don't think any of the four of us are ready to do another. Besides, there's enough real problems in the world that need some real heroes."

Evans, whose younger brother Scott is gay, is disgusted with prejudices still existing in the modern world.

"People need to give others and their lifestyle some slack. Scott's a great guy. But conservatives are against him and liberals just use him for political reasons."

"And, yes I've heard the jokes that I'm a Human Torch and Scott is a Flame."

After looking serious for a couple more minutes, Chris suddenly flashed his great smile. "I guess we could team up against bin Laden and Bernie Madoff!"

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