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Wednesday, 7 January 2009

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"Fan Casting Vote For Madonna"

Hugh Hefner in a statement of his idea of having a True Love

"A True Love for me is defined almost exclusively in terms of romantic love as defined by the films of my childhood, especially when I was 13 and all those secret Betty Page photos and short films were being sold in Paris and Amsterdam. That, to me, is real love."

Has George Bush also jumped on the Obama Bandwagon?

Barack Obama promised that he would not smoke in the Oval Office. He says he's kind of a closet smoker. President Bush actually defended him on this, saying he occasionally enjoys a good cigar. He says it helps him think up some really good things to think about. (Better check what Cheney's stuffing into those things, George).

Of course, Barack Obama is most likely the biggest celebrity in the world right now. There's nothing about him that isn't fascinating, as demonstrated by Dr. Sanjay Hussein Gupta of CNN News when he proclaimed that after watching Obama eat, he has discovered that Obama doesn't like beets. Once again, President Bush jumped in to support Obama.

"If we could just get rid of the world's beats by putting them in jail when they refuse to pay their bills, this country would be a lot bugger off."

Paris Hilton told a UK celebrity magazine that 90% of all those things you read about her in the press are "Totally Made-Up Bullshit!"

"I read a lot of stuff in the zines for a laugh. It doesn't really bother me as much as it does my fans who write to me all concerned about my affairs with this or that celeb or prince."

"Those jerks with the cameras and the stupid press are all over me all the time so I'll reveal right here their main source...ME!"

"I make several stories up just to see what they'll come up with or fall for. Have you heard the one where I was so shook up over the house break-in? I hope my outside guard was told about it."

"Of course, I could just be making all this up."

Check-up for McCain

In a gesture of friendship and to reach across the aisle, several democrats in the congress showed up just outside the hospital door Monday as John McCain was inside having his annual check-up.

When McCain opened the door, he heard applause and shouts of "Four More Years! Four More Years!"

Everyone in Washington is excited by the approach of the swearing-in ceremony of Barack Hussein Obama as our next President

Of course there are parties planned all over town until early the next morning. Then several will immediately hit the trail for the 2012 Presidential Primary.

Be sure to enter the Entertainment & Gossip #6 contest: Who looks better in a Groucho Marx mask, Britney, Miley or Madonna?

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