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Sunday, 4 January 2009

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Christian celebrates after drop kicking little Verne

Mancunian Bully Terry Christian is again in trouble tonight after an unprovoked attack on fellow housemate Verne Troyer. It is thought that the incident began by Christian showing off to impress self confessed 'Tory Bird' Lucy Pinder.

A spokesperson said, "Terry obviously fancies Lucy and was trying to act the tough guy to impress her."

The Mancunian arsehole began by pushing Verne around and calling him a 'Jelly Baby'. When Verne protested, Christian picked him up and drop kicked him against the window.

Verne is now recovering in hospital and is understandably shaken by his ordeal. He said, "Terry obviously sees himself as a bit of a tough guy. But by picking on me he has shown himself up to be the tosser that he obviously is."

Christian's popularity is expected to hit an all time low following this outrageous incident.

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