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Sunday, 13 June 2004

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"I can't believe they would do that!! I mean, seriously, us stars have a right to PRIVACY you know!!" - Ruben Studdard

The 2003 American Idol, Ruben Studdard of Birmingham, AL came to us yesterday, telling us about the unapproved exposure of his phone number on People Search websites. He said he is especially upset because of the fact that since he won American Idol they haven't notified him that his number would stay up.
"I am so unbelievably disappointed in these people for not telling me this!!" Rages the 25 year old "Velvet Teddy Bear", who won the American Idol competition by over 13,000 votes above runner-up Clayton Aiken.
Even some Ruben Studdard fans stepped in on the issue. "I really don't understand it myself, you know. Celebrities do have a right to privacy in this world." said a 16 year old Ruben fan who actually had an online conversation with the singer.
Just when we thought we had enough rage, Clay stepped in on the same issue, "I had the same thing happen!!" He screams, "Just the other day some idiot was calling me up, not my mom, but me!! Asking me to marry them on the spot!! I literally screamed at them to go away and find someone crazy like them!!"
But anyway, back to Ruben. He has cleared the issue and promises to notify someone. "I don't know how in the world the winning of American Idol came to this, but I do know, something is definitely going to be done about it."

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