Written by Dorry McGuire
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Saturday, 12 June 2004

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"Absolutely no words can describe how unbelievably disgusted I am in these people!! Like, come on!! Sorry, I have my own life!" - Sheryl C

What do we have here, a disgusted rock star? Well, it looks that way. Despite the rumors, Clay and Sheryl are not going out and she has made that very clear to us.

"I really have no idea where these people came up with the idea of that. I mean, seriously, it just totally baffles and disgusts me at how crazy these people can be. Literally!! Me, with Clay Aiken?? Skinny little whacked out Clayton Holmes Aiken?? Please people, only a whacked out nutbird would want to go out with him!!" A horrified, tearful Sheryl Crow told us, spilling her hurt feelings.

Well, now that we've cleared that up, let's make Sheryl happy.

The wondrous singer was born Sheryl Suzanne Crow in 1962 and has made it to the top with "The First Cut is the Deepest" this year, and will, I'm sure, be a success in the future.

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