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Sunday, 28 December 2008

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"Her ass was like BAM!"

LOS ANGELES, CA - Eric Gonzalez and some friends were in Los Angeles for a day of sightseeing Friday afternoon. Events took a turn for the worse and Gonzalez, 23, ended up in Kindred Hospital with a mild concussion.

"I was walking with my friends when Russell says, 'Hey, look! There's Kim Kardashian!' So, I turned around and looked, and it really was her! Her ass was like BAM!! It knocked me over."

Gonzalez' head hit the sidewalk, giving him a nasty bump. He felt dizzy, nauseous, and complained of a slight headache. An onlooker called for an ambulance, but his friends escorted him to the Kindred Hospital where he was examined and diagnosed with a mild concussion. Released soon afterward, he was advised to get plenty of rest and to return to normal activities gradually.

This is not the first time Kardashian's ass has caused this sort of problem. It has been blamed for at least six other injuries of this type so far this year, and is allegedly to blame for numerous wrist injuries as well.

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