Written by Pointer
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Jesus, Christmas

Friday, 26 December 2008

image for Local Minister Challenges Congregation to Dress like Jesus at Christmas
ManyCoxswain Church congregants involved jackasses in their Christmas mission

The faithful of the First Christian Church of Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time have been appearing all over Coxswain, Iowa in a variety of Jesus get ups.

Head Librarian Mae Buxom was arrested at the Coxswain Public Library for wearing too revealing swaddling clothes and getting laid in a manger by the library staff. Magdalena Gottsablossoma wore a diamond tiara/crown of thorns to the Christmas Eve Gala Dinner Dance at the Coxswain Country Club and was awarded the Belle of the Ball trophy and a year's supply of cheese balls.

Other church members witnessed to their external conformity to the savior by cleansing a local temple, giving hilltop ferverinos and conducting Toga Tuesdays at work. Minister Al E. Baba said that he has so much fun fucking with these christians.

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 2?

6 2 22 3
67 readers are online right now!

Go to top