Charges have been brought forward against Harry Potter today of splicing a private sex tape on to the opening scenes of "The Prisoner of Azkaban"
The Charges were brought forward by one E.T. after seeing the tape under the guise of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". The Tape is spliced into the opening scene of the film in which E.T. claims that the scene in which Potter's sheets glow was a private and confidential sex tape which they had made while still together.
Rumours have begun to circulate that the tape was spliced into the film by Potter, in anger at E.T. for breaking up with him. Psychologist S. Freud is not surprised as he is the man who diagnosed Potter as being a manic depressive schizophrenic. His Schizophrenia caused him to have to spend a 2 year sentence in The Betty Ford Clinic for Disgruntled Wizards in Azkaban. He was released earlier last year and this is when he found out E.T. had left him, which no doubt caused him to splice the footage.
Upon finding out about the footage, E.T. said, "E.T. phone claims direct." It is expected that the court case settlement will go into the millions and will no doubt marr Potter's future career in Hogwarts.
In his defence, a friend Ron Weasely came forward and said, "AHHH Ahhhhh AHHHHHHHH!" which according to our translator meant that Harry is a nice guy and would never do such a thing without good reason.
The Spoof will be reporting the events of the trial as they unfold.