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Friday, 2 January 2009

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Looks like everyone wants Rob Pattinson these days... Wonder who will win in this fight. I am all about TEAM BRENDA!!!!!!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and 22 year-old actress Camilla Belle are reportedly fighting over Rob Pattinson. Song, 20 and Belle, 22 are reportedly fighting over Rob Pattinson, according to me and the voices in my head.

Song dated Pattinson for a short period of time before Pattinson and Belle met, teen heartthrob Joe Jonas who happens to be Song's ex-boyfriend and Belle's rumored current lover. Many rumors have been surfacing the internet claiming Belle cheated on Jonas for Pattinson. Not least, those spewing from the recesses of my own mind.

In June of 2008, Jonas and Song were spotted together hanging out "as friends". Jonas and Belle have never confirmed dating, though it was also reported that they were an item. Belle and Pattinson were seen at Pinkerry, Barney's and several Coldplay concerts. In late 2008, Song and Pattinson dated and are set to star in a film together. But the teen idols have never confirmed nor denied dating.

Belle spoke to me in a dream about her close relationship with the Twilight hottie, "Oh, I love Rob, he is one of my closest friends. We met 4 years ago and we just really feel connected you know what I mean. He's very hot and nice. But we aren't dating, too much drama. He is very sweet and we like the same stuff, we listen to the same music, we have the same hobbies and ambitions. But no we aren't in romantically involved. Belle also spoke about Song and Jonas, "Brenda is nice, we aren't fighting. People like to mock others and sometimes jealousy happens. Brenda and Joe dated, then all these rumors came saying that Joe and I are dating when it's not like that. We met after Brenda was with Joe. And I am not dating Joe."

Song told me in the same dream, "I don't personally know Camilla Belle. We are not fighting over guys, I am not romantically involved with Rob we are just good friends I hate how the media invades everyone's privacy." Jonas also spoke to the same magazine three weeks earlier stating, "Brenda is amazing, she truly is. And Camilla is beautiful in the inside and outside. Camilla and Brenda are not fighting over anything. They are very polite girls, and are also extremely talented. They would never fight over any guy. Considering they do not personally know each other."

Pattinson reportedly has "no comment".

So are these two It girls fighting? Well according to Song's best friend, Selena Gomez, they are, the 16 year-old beauty confirms this... sort of.

Gomez recently came to me in an apparition and said, "Brenda is one of my best friends I love her. Right now Brenda and Camilla are like in opposite ends, Rob and Joe are very cute guys who are loved by like millions of girls. So tension between Brenda and Camilla is definitely there. I can't say anything else. I love Brenda and I hope her all the best."

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