Ole Saint Nick has been celebrated for a preternatural ability to know when people are sleeping or awake. Awareness of goodness and badness has also been claimed as one of the former Bishop of Myra's super powers.But never can anyone remember Santa, usually a pretty discreet elf even for a church official, reporting publicly on a particular subject.
So when Santa said that a certain Republican rising North star has been shouting, pouting and crying among other badness, morality watchers were shocked." To be singled out by Santa Claus himself must mean that Sarah Palin has been a pretty bad little girl!", Rush Limbaugh told foxy.news, " And I really like pretty bad girls, especially since Claus cut me off my vicodin last year."
Santa initmated that Palin's particular peccadillos included shoplifting from Caribou barbie Boutique, several acts of vicious revenge against enemies of her family members and a long list of atrocities visited upon wild and domestic life, including calling her pregnant daughter:
" The big fat slut who ruined her chances to be president after McCain's heart gave way...".