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Tuesday, 23 December 2008

According to the leprechauns in my head, Camilla Belle is pregnant and is claiming that the father is Twilight heartthrob, Robert Pattinson.

Belle is reportedly 2 and a half months along, Pattinson has still not been told.

The two actors have been seen around with each other for the past few months. Rumors of a relationship have been swarming since the Young Hollywood award appearance of both young starletts.

The 22-year told me in a dream that he does not want children. Friends of the British hunk are concerned of HOW Pattinson will take the news if and when he is informed.

Neither parties have no comment...hmm.

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