Hollywood CA Angelina Jollie and Brad Armpitt announced their own Christmas miracle to close friends and family today. Angelina is three months pregnant--with 12 babies! The very blessed event is expected in June. Her doctor was stunned by the discovery and ordered complete bed rest for the next six months. The pregnancy will be a record for multiple births.
Ms. Jollie swears she wasn't using fertility drugs and seemed delighted with the news. Her family will more than double in size. Ms. Jollie hopes to have "at least 12 kids a year until she's 100", according to friends.
Brad Armpitt was very proud too. He boasted to his close friend, George Looney, that "it was a lot of work for him too" and he plans to stay in bed with Angelina until June.
Angelina and Brad told friends the babies will all be boys. The dizzy duo will name their sons either after the 12 months of the year, the 12 Apostles or the nations of the G-12.
"Well I guess I have to marry the old lady now." said Brad Armpitt. "Maybe George and I can do a remake of The Dirty Dozen once the kids are born."