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Friday, 19 December 2008

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The President Elect plays peek a boo with gay butt fuck buddy

Ang Lee, award winning director of lots of movies with prominent nasty bits has announced his latest project.

Saddleback Mountain will be the story of an under educated preacher who launches himself into a multi million dollar career with a shallow book and a run of the mill opiate of the people ministry.

The pastor meets a Harvard educated African Hawaiian Indonesian Kansan and it is gay love at first glance.

Through the years, their forbidden love is hidden from public view by the minister's hate speech against people who do what he and his multicultural fuck buddy do like rabbits.

In the dramatic climax of the film, the preacher and the politician choose love over logic and repudiate riches for the fulfillment of true intimacy. Atop Saddleback Mountain the preacher tells his taboo lover that his Kansan roots will never stand in the way of true love.

His partner by this time is about to ascend to the American Presidency and he tells his gay H8 beard that they can never be together but that he would love for his lil' butt fuck buddy to say a little prayer for him.

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