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Friday, 19 December 2008

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Aww, Robenda are the cutest power couple ever!!!! Too bad they are only doing this for revenge.

Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are reportedly a couple, well according to the voices in my head they are. And furthermore, my vivid imagination tells me that Song, 20, and Pattinson, 20, are hooking up for revenge.

Pattinson dated Joe Jonas's current girlfriend Camilla Belle last month, then Belle reportedly cheated on him with Jonas and Song dated Jonas two times, then had a fling with him after he broke up with Taylor Swift, he cheated on her with Belle. Now the two teen idols are planning to join forces to crush Jonas and Belle's hearts.

Jonas reportedly still has feelings for Song, but he is being warned to stay away from her, and not make a huge fuss about their relationship.

Jonas told me, in an exclusive dream, "I am very sorry Brenda, I never ever meant to cheat on you. The reason Brenda and I kept our relationship a secret is because Brenda didn't want her personal life invaded by the paparazzi and media. Therefore we kept out relationship a secret for many months. Camilla just threw herself at me, and was always always flirting, but I ended up falling in love with her."

Pattinson is very "furious" about this and Song is "deeply hurt". The new couple will not admit that they are doing this for revenge, they insist that they just met at an event and started talking then the next day went on a date. In an interview, Song said "I love Robert. I have always been a huge fan. Robert is a real man, he is very polite and kind. And I know that he would never cheat on me. I love Robert Pattinson. I am planning to go to Oxford University with Robert next year."

The new couple, were earlier seen together. The paparazzi caught Pattinson and asked him if he had any comments to make, Pattinson insisted no comment, but did not deny nor confirm being with Song. But his rep did say, "Rob would like to keep his personal life to himself and his response to Ms. Song's statement is very positive. Ms. Song and Rob are very good and close special friends."

So what does "special friends" even mean. And why isn't Robert admitting he loves Brenda. This is all very confusing. I bet that Rob didn't want to make a statement because he doesn't want to hurt Camilla Belle. Awww. Yet he deeply hurts her by hooking up with Joe's ex girlfriend. This is seriously messed up.

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