The manager of the pop tarts Pussycat Dolls, has kicked out two members of the loveable hooker group and has replaced them with celebrity hard women; Anne Robinson and Judge Judy Sheindlin.
The manager defending his decision said " The Pussycat Dolls basically look like seventies/eighties streetwalkers. In fact their clothes are the old costumes, that Cagney and Lacey used to wear, when going undercover as prossies and crack tramps. The Pussies were gettin a little predictable. Yes I kicked out two of the tramps..er I mean girls. But those were the ones that the John's would pay the least for".
"While Judy and Anne may be be older, it is surprising how many John's would pay to have these sexy harpies berate and chastise them. Both Anne and Judge Judy are unaware they are now in Pussycat Dolls" added the manager.
The two booted out members of the Pussycats, are now in negotiation with Girls Aloud, whose entire wardrobe are the cast off's from the seventies TV program , 'Policewoman', starring Angie Dickinson - specifically, the clothes she wore as an undercover prossie and heroin-addicted,doxy"
If I could just get Hilary Clinton and Sarah Palin, as well... well, it would be a female supergroup like the 'Travelling Wilbury's', without the weakest link...ho-ho-ho! Tom Petty," added their pimp aka manager.