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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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Confirmed by Playdude Enterprises Webmaster, the big man himself has released an entire set of home movies featuring old girlfriends and highlighting their physical dexterity during sex. The videos are to be marketed on a new subscription website under the Playdude brand.

With "Hugh's Ex Ho's" as a working title for the new site, recent ejected girlfriends like Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson will be featured along with older girlfriends like Barbie Benton whose in-mansion film exploits are reportedly legendary.

Finding film and video from more than four decades in Hugh's personal closet, Jablome was excited about the opportunity to post only the best clips and short films on the site. "Think of it. These are the most beautiful women in the world from the last 40 years, and Hugh is giving me carte blanche to review all video in his collection. It's like a documentary on changing hairstyles through the decades, and I don't mean the stuff above the neck."

Playdude Mansion insiders tell us that some of the best video comes from a variety of girlfriends with Hugh and other partners, but all from the same site on the mansion grounds. The poolside Grotto apparently contains more DNA than a San Francisco sperm bank or a Detroit crime lab. "It's quite the film location", says Jablome, "If we scrape the walls and cloning were viable, we could probably bring back Sammy, Dean and Frank or half of Hollywood for that matter."

When asked about the expected date for release of the site, Jablome responded, "Well I have a lot of video to go through, so if the lotion and tissues hold out, I should be ready in a couple of weeks."

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