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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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Buying Masses Of Christmas Grub - You Run The Risk Of Buying A Shit Exercise DVD in January!

Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January.

Catherine Martinique said " Every Christmas celebrity no-marks appear on our screens, inciting the weak-willed to individually, eat more food in two weeks than the entire war rations of the British army in World War Two!" .

"Come January 2nd the same celebrities are promoting their exercise DVDs with these words "If I can do it, so can you!" The cycle is repeated yearly. But the feck-witted public are too soddin' stupid to see it!"

"We here at Waste-of-timecom, would like to see the celebrities advertise healthy Christmas treats....you know the same crap they will try to sell you in January. If they do continue, we are calling for the advertisers to be HONEST in their adverts. So instead of simply saying 'Mums go to Iceland'. Why can't they be honest and add "Now she will have to spend £5000 on Liposuction".

Waste-of-timecom's views are normally ignored, by anyone with a brain or the 'will to live'.

Kerry Katona, was last seen heading to the cosmetic surgeons, pushing a supermarket trolly, full of fat-laden party treats. Oh the irony!

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