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Thursday, 11 December 2008

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Bagpuss will be the nation's first animated cat...Porn catoon, Fritz asks: What the fuck's wrong with me?!

The green brown president Obama has reneged on so many campaign promises already and has packed his cabinet with more Clintonites than you could shake a slick willie at. So few were surprised about his latest broken pledge...that is, except two of his littlest supporters. The kids were promised a puppy and now there will be none.

Obama tried to explain to the children and to America that recent studies about animal methane made it environmentally incorrect to put a farting little pup in the White House. But as is his conciliatory style, a compromise was offered. BagPuss or at least the rights to the stuffed animal kitty will be stuffed into the Christmas stockings of the first tots.

No waste, no gas, no food expenditures while Americans starve...It is a win-win for the Obama family and our fellow Americans.

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