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Topics: Rod Blagojevich

Thursday, 11 December 2008

image for Jocko Jackson is Candyass # 5 in Blagogayvitch's Wig Gate
Governor Blagogayvitch seen hiding monkey wig under his hat

Affidavits presented at the arraignment of the Illinois Governor seem to identify Michael Jocko Jackson as the candidate who promised the Guv one thousand kisses for a chance to chaperone Senate interns.

Jackson is also apparently involved in importing endangered monkey hair which Blago had made into really hairy wigs.

The Governor and his lawyers refused to comment on the identity of candidate five though one memo from the Blagojevich told #5 that he was a real thrilla and 5 responded in the email reply that he loved monkey hair...the longer... the better. In a blurry photo, a shadowy figure believed to be 5 appears to holding an endangered monkey off of a balcony with a ransom note attached.

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