Back in Wasilla, Alaska for the holidays the Palin clan is getting ready to celebrate the birth of their Savior and Lord, Santa Claus.
They have set up the family creche with Frosty, Crystal and Rudolf in his manger. The house has so many lights on it that even at night they can see all the way to the North Pole where Santa will come out of his tomb and if he sees his shadow will bring toys to all good little boys and gitrls.
But if you're not on Santa's list he kills the first born child in every family.
The Palins have been observing their traditional advent 40 days of abstinence and Todd the Enforcer says that by the time Christmas eve rolls around Sarah will not be able to contain her desire for a great big juicy Chritmas Goose.
Sarah smiled shyly and gushed: "You can bet your bootstraps, trapper!"