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Topics: Microwave, lead

Saturday, 8 October 2005

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Too hot for Fox

This Autumn's Fox Network line-up is to be led by "Blowing Stuff Up" with Kathy Lee Gifford, the show will feature items being placed into a large microwave oven and nuked on full power until they explode. Items to feature in the program include, propane gas containers, ostrich eggs, silicone breast implants and Princess Diana memorabilia.

Reports are also coming in that studio execs have vetoed the use of Yorkshire Terriers and small monkeys on advice from the SPCA and Lawyers, although cockroaches and lemmings are still in. Thirteen shows have so far been completed and Fox are confident that a sure-fire ratings winner has been created.

Also in this Autumn's line-up are such reality shows as BALCO for bucks where A list Celebs agree to live on nutritional supplements supplied from the Company for 1 month, then take part in Olympic style games and Where's Cheney, with viewers invited to spot the elusive Vice President.

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