Written by E.L.Wisty
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Thursday, 4 December 2008

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In A Rush To Find Her Next Husdand

Fading pop/porn star Mad Donna has refuted claims that she is a vein, arrogant, pompous, untalented, unscrupulous, unhappy bitch.

Following her quickie divorce of Guy Ritchie she has lashed out at the media who are trying to portray her as being a difficult,demanding,selfish diva.

Mad Donna has hit back saying "I'm a really sweet person you know,just an ordinary loving,sweet,kind lady".

"Im not into wealth or power and I have a very low ego.In fact I'm a really humble person" she said.

"I'm just like the girl next door" she continued "I dont understand how people keep trying to portray me in a bad light"

Mad Donna has wasted no time in getting a new lover American sports star Alex Rodriguez.

She is reportedly getting her lawyers to write up the "Pre-nup" just in case they get married.

Mad Donna's Pre-nups are notorously one sided leaning heavily in favour of the flamboyant singer, leaving the spouse with little or nothing..

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