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Wednesday, 3 December 2008

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I'm A "Celebrity" loner David Van Day has revealed the true reason behind his weird personality... his true identity is the one and only former Prime Minister of England and Wales Tony Blair!

Yes, the character, who thrilled the British public every morning for 10 years has been enjoying the three-times too large presence of Nicola McClean in Aussieland for over two weeks. And this evening he also announced his next mission... to make catchy tune "Biff Baff Boff" this years Christmas number one!

Music boss and general grumpy man Simon Cowell might have something to say about that: "Let's sign him up!"

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