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Monday, 14 January 2002

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Think happy thoughts

A member of the upbeat pop group the Lighthouse Family is still in intensive care today after thinking a negative thought.

Lead singer Tunde Lighthouse is said to have entertained the notion that his band were 'crap' yesterday afternoon. He immediately went into a deep shock and was rushed to St. Mary's hospital, Roehampton.

The band is well known for its songs with positive messages such as "Happy", "Happy Clappy", "High", "Sky High" and "Everything's Will Be All Right In The World And People Are Lovely Really".

A specialist told TheSpoof.com "His mind has become so attuned to positivisms that this rogue, stray negative thought has really knocked Mr Lighthouse for six. He will recover I'm sure.".

The other member of the band told TheSpoof.com this morning "Oh I'm so happy. Tunde will soon be flying high. In the sky".

Mr Lighthouse is said to be responding well to treatment which apparently involves listening to lots of Lighthouse Family CD's until his condition becomes 'rosy' .

A distant member of the family, second cousin Edison Lighthouse was unavailable for comment.

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